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Fundoo Jokes
Ek kabuter ne sardar te bith kar diti,Sardar : ye teri maa ne tenu kachha pana nai sikhaya?Kabuter : saaley tu kachha pa k karda aein?
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Difference between dawa and daru.Dawa is like a girlfriend. It has expiry date andDaru is like a "wife" jitni purani hogi utni sar ko charti hai.
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U have 3 children?Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR.
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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE"
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Girl to Boy: kya shaadi k baad bhi tum mujh se itna pyar karo gaye?Boy: kyon nahi? Main to diwana hoon shaadi-shuda aurton ka.
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Ek admi chupkay se jahanum se nikala aur jannat main chala gaya. Frishtay ne pakar kar khob mara.Maar khanay k baad admi utha, kapray jharray aur bola: Tumhari in he harkaton ki wajha se koi jannat main nahi ata.
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Difference between dawa and daru.Dawa is like a girlfriend. It has expiry date andDaru is like a "wife" jitni purani hogi utni sar ko charti hai.
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U have 3 children?Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR.
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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE"
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Girl to Boy: kya shaadi k baad bhi tum mujh se itna pyar karo gaye?Boy: kyon nahi? Main to diwana hoon shaadi-shuda aurton ka.
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Ek admi chupkay se jahanum se nikala aur jannat main chala gaya. Frishtay ne pakar kar khob mara.Maar khanay k baad admi utha, kapray jharray aur bola: Tumhari in he harkaton ki wajha se koi jannat main nahi ata.
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